I'm Crying Because...

 
I CAN'T SLEEP NAKED.
 
 
MOMMY WAS LOOKING AT THE PINK COUCH.
 
 
COOKIES AREN'T FOR BREAKFAST.
 
 
I POOPED.
 
 
I HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT.
 
 
KIM KARDASHIAN AND I SHARE AN UGLY CRY FACE.
 
 
DADDY WON'T LET ME GET KIDNAPPED.
 
 
MOMMY WON'T SHARE HER BACON.
 
 
MOMMY AND DADDY WON'T LET ME PLAY WITH MY DIRTY DIAPER.
 
 
MOMMY USED MY FACE AS A CANVAS.