Saturday, August 11, 2012

Handsome Males Seeking Female Companionship...

HELLO LADIES!

SUMMER IS HEATING UP. ARE YOU LONELY?
LOOKIN' FOR A LAST MINUTE SUMMER FLING?!

THEN TAKE A GANDER AT TWO OF HENDERSON'S MOST ELIGIBLE & SOUGHT AFTER BACHELORS.

Behind door #1:

He may be small, but he is mighty. Ever heard the phrase "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean?" That phrase was created to describe this handsome, little devil. At 2 months old, he enjoys a warm bottle in the dim light while cooing at the ceiling fan. His idea of a perfect date is a lavender bubble baths, saline drops, and a good burping.

While sporting a fresh new Pamper, he often can be seen rolling in his luxury stroller. At 10 pounds and 8 ounces, he offers the ladies the unbelievable combination of brains and brawn. At 22 inches long, he can reach the formula from the top shelf with a small boost. This momma's boy can sneak his way into any woman's heart.

To avoid further drooling, I present to you Boston Jammer Barrow...

 Behind door #2:

It may be an extra wide door, but even the chunky guys need love. Want warmth in the winter and shade in the summer? Most days, you can find this large lover sleeping in the touchdown position. He enjoys a soft animal print boppy and his hedgehog bink. His sensitive tummy enjoys a warm bottle of Similac Sensitive from time to time. He's known to be a little gassy, but what he brings in scent is quickly forgotten when you look into his baby blues.

He enjoys late nights rocking in his glider while listening to the soothing sounds of Kenny G. Whether he is snuggling his giraffe or his favorite blanky from his Nana, his smile is to die for. At 12 pounds and 9 ounces, this tank knows how to show the ladies a good time. At 23 inches long, he can fill out a sleeper better than most. He is chunky and he knows it, but he works out.

Whether it is your crib or his, this guy knows how to fill up a diaper in more ways than one. This Braxton is no false alarm.Without further adieu, here's Braxton Parker Barrow...
These inspirations for the movie Magic Mike will leave you giddy. Channing Tatum doesn't have anything on these two. Regardless of whether you choose door 1 or 2, you will not be disappointed with either of these former Chippendale's Dancers.



1 comment:

  1. Braxton's picture is hilarious! "Kiss my ring ladies"!

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