Monday, April 23, 2012

A Little Rounder...

Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Donuts, & Ice Cream.

The cravings seem to be nonstop, and it appears that one can never get their fill...after all, one is eating for two or three. So, the buffet lines, drive-thrus, bakeries, and convenience store aisles aren't safe from the waddling menace that's eating for two.

As the months pass, the belly has grown. It has become more round and full with time. The growth is quite incredible and it has caught the attention of men and women alike. They stare at the growing belly with amusement.

Late night snacks are now a regular and welcomed event. Like last night, a trip to the kitchen yielded a fantastic return. The treasure included a bowl of cereal, a cupcake, a Gatorade, some Triscuits, and a Jolly Rancher. What an awesome combination, I know. How this group of snacks ended up in one sitting is quite staggering but somehow it did.

And, after that, my pregnant wife asked for a snack too.



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